well its tuesday

[Simon]

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money
to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I asked the children in my
Sunday school class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the grass and kept everything neat
and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again the answer was, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and
loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?"
I asked them again.

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically
sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!

[odog]

You can't beat the simplicity of child logic.